How about them Turkey Chompers,
Ain't they perky?
Goin' all around,
chompin' on that turkey.
Them tryptophanized Turkey Chompers,
got another plate.
With more turkey piled high,
Til' calcium carbonate.
Look at all them Turkey Chompers,
Eatin' up they noms.
Turkey, stuffin', yams, and sauces,
cooked by they moms.
How to be a Turkey Chomper,
Don't need a permit.
Gitcher plate of turkey loaded,
open up and chomp it.
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