I Miss Her

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Ok, she's not really gone. She's just growing up. But in a certain sense, that little girl is gone. In fact, I remember that little girl better than she does.

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Here are some of the kinds of things I miss:

  • She thinks my ears are too cold.
  • Being informed that she's wearing bare feet.
  • Asked her were something was, she'd say, "Es right oberdar." Translation: It's right over there.
  • If she doesn't know something, she'd say, "I no-no-no." Translation: I don't know.
  • Telling her I'm too tired, to the which she says, "No, you ok!"
  • I did the "detachable thumb" trick. Her reaction, "Don't do that."
  • She told me candy canes are made of rainbows with hearts and sticky syrup inside.
  • She wasn't that impressed with Santa ever since she met him ... called him "Clausin."
  • I said to her, "India Golf niner-niner requesting vectors to the initial. Over." She replied, "Disengage! Repeat DISENGAGE!"
  • When you hold up a fist to indicate "Zero" it is pronounced "Hammer."
  • "GA-BOING!" Translation: Good morning.

That last one, "GA-BOING," was what she'd say when she saw her little brother. He'd be sleeping peacefully, and she'd say that just to make him jump.