Depressed jussi Node

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The requested block is no more.
'No block found.',
Even tried sbds.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a jussi node...
-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you simple json-rpc,
and then the block you wanted doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to find here?
*sigh*
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a jussi node cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm basically a web server,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks,
and then I'll be replaced by a golang release,
that thinks it's God's gift to json-rpc,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with its callback implementation,
or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch blocks for you.
But I couldn't get this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another block?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,
although none of them were put on *my* upstream, of course.
Figures, huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.
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