Source: Pixaby
My favorite quote to avoid an argument and simutaneously confuse someone...
Step 1: If someone wants to bait you into an argument just tell them, "obviously your unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts in your blighted and retarded worldview."
Step 2: Sit back and watch the confusion swell. They then realize you are way too intelligent to pick a fight with...
Warning: Works best with strangers or coworkers (not spouses!) I've tried and the picture post shows you what can happen...