Welcome to Punday Monday! And Hi to the Motorcycle community! I thought you all might have some jokes to share about motorcycles! Below is some info about how this contest works! tl;dr Make a pun about

Welcome to Punday Monday! Hey Fellow Angelenos! Do you have any puns today? I did a ComedySportz LA show last Friday, and I'll be doing one again on March 8th! Let me know in a comment below if you want

For I'm just drifting. I drift from thing to do to the next, never fully knowing why... I just realized that not only is today an unexpected day off, tomorrow is an expected day off. That feels freeing.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is politics Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

for I'll pay no fee for servive surviving ah yes, the survival fee. If you'd like to live, you need to pay the survival fee. We break it into discreet chunks, and there are some variable scales, but it's

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For Today, I feel incapable of doing anything. Well, that's not entirely true. I feel sad. And the idea of doing the one thing that I really think I should do. That I want to do. Feels big. Feels too big

For That's not cool, Senator. Not in congress. I know the Senate does things a little differently, but here in the house of representatives, we do not abide grandstanding. Here we all defer to each other

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Toys Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Geography Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

For Strap yourself in! This rollercoaster really relies on the seatbelt. I know you were hoping the design was safe simply due to the physics of it all, but no, it's that scrap of fabric across your lap

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Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is moons Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Family Guy Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

For What is unwelcome? No one's nose. It asks me for the time, and I offer it a kleenex. Will you ask me for the last time? There's too many sounds to concentrate on anything. Should I make myself able

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For I have been a comedysportz referee. But not for a while. It's hard to imagine doing anything when I feel like my body is failing me. I know I won't always be sick. But each time I am, my body accumulates

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For My parents were not the ones to appreciate my art. At least not to the point of buying it. Once my aunt offered to buy a log cabin I’d made as a diorama. In retrospect that makes no sense. Why in the

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Stranger Things Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,