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A woman has a parrot that repeats everything he hears. One day the woman has guests ...
When guests enter, the woman says:
- Come in, get in!
Then, when the woman offered them cakes and biscuits, she says:
- Take it, take it!
When the guests leave, the woman says:
- I will wait you again!
One evening, when the woman was not home, some thieves broke the doors and get into the house. The parrot shouted:
- Come in, get in!
When the thieves begin to pack their jewelry, the parrot shouted:
- Take it, take it!
When the thieves leave the parrot, they shout:
- I will wait you again
I hove you will enjoy this joke! It's a little bit adapted from a joke I heard many years ago.
Thanks 
@gabriel.ncl for this challenge!
