(Yes!!! Pic of people jumping for joy, sorta cheesy. *****DON’T FORGET TO SITE SOURCES AND POST LINKS. will mess you up...*******)
(SH11TIT PIC Print scr on Steemit. Crop and edit logo out, replace with a cute cartoon poo symbol. Change address to “www.sh11tit.non” that way stupid people won’t think it’s real. Lolz if they did. *** **Type in sh11tit.non before posting this to make sure it’s not a real thing.******
(SH11T COIN PIC Maybe a bitcoin logo with a little cartoon poo? Maybe try the steem logo but morphed into stink lines over a pile of poo. That could work, but it sounds like a lot of work.)
(YAY PIC Some cheesy white guy jumping in the air. If possible just a touch of downs. That could come off bad, I’d really have to find the perfect picture so it didn’t look like I was being a douche. Still sounds risky. Maybe just a bunch of ethnic diverse ladies celebrating. Oh crap then I’d look like a sexist. No third worlders, No single ethnicities, No pics of groups with a single sex, Maybe I could use Aliens… No one would understand that. Ohh it’s so hard to not offend people. Just make up a cool 3-d text of YAY with some fireworks going off in the background.)
(POO Upvote/Thowing pic. Print scr on steemit, but change background colour to brown. And replace upvote Icon with monkey hand flinging a small cartoon poo. Throw poo instead of upvotes.)
(ENEMYS GIVE HUGGS PIC maybe some epic 80’s movie with enemies giving each other hugs.
Oh crap would the average steemit user recognize 80’s nemeses. Maybe starwars, I wonder if the new movie has a scene in it I could use ***** Try to watch the new starwars movies***** I could always use some new super hero movie characters. Oh lolz need one of hillary and donald. OHHH Snap, edit a pic of two people hugging and paste ’ and
’s old logos onto them. Totally nominate them for Comedy Open Mic.)
(Make trending page filled with poorly crafted content with massive Sh11t thrown at them, $800+ rewards. Stuff titled “me like doggi,” “My fav poo pics pt 29-100”, “Meme life, for life” and “How Sh11tit savved mine life.” )
(Pic of Uncle Scrooge sitting in his vault but replace gold coins with Sh11t coins.)
Edit: Oh crap some uh… Russian Hacker totally uploaded this before I was able to edit and upload the pictures for it. I feel totally stink about this, I’d make the pictures but it would be like six days in before I would be able to do them. Man why do those Russian hackers have to be so good. This was going to be my Comedy open mic week 7 submission, now it’s all ruined. I wonder why they didn't touch my big stack of 2 sbd? I guess we will never understand the mind of a hacker.
PS to all you COM contestants who have received an upvote from , you might consider this new product just out on the market.
We all know that he doesn’t give stuff out for free. But with this little baby when the piper comes back for payment you can have a little surprise in store for him.