Then when the THING happens: we crash.

Nah, don't think it'll crash or it's the blow off top yet..

We had a Coinbase fud in the market and it barely had any effect.. market is strong..kucoin getting sued went like nothing happened, sec going full force.. Still no impact.

There's more upside room moving into halving before anything like crash imo, will see Bitcoin at price discovery, max pain for sidelinoors and bears.
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