You're here, I've been waiting all day!"
Finally he had arrived and I couldn't believe this was happening after years of waiting, people would finally believe me. They exist!!
Quickly I snapped a picture
Camel Towing, they were the perfect trucking company. Yes I know technically they were a towing company but today they were a trucking company just for me. I had to hire them to tow the truck that broke down while delivering my order. You see, after years of waiting and salivating and just down right endless desire building I finally had my answer.
An answer that I wanted.
The answer I deserved.
And when the truck peaked about the corner, and I could see it's outline from afar, barely perceptible to most people but my trained eye spotted it. All those hours spent trainspotting finally paid off when the truck rolled in and I was able to prepare.
Admittedly in my excited state I may have overdone it on the order, but I really wanted to make sure all the bases were covered for the first time I got to
Too much? It's not my fault, I was lead to believe it was required
Flagrant false advertising as I found out... I was more than enough to satisfy her.
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