Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of humour and rambling I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and idea And I was 'round when @amirtheawesome1 the clown Had his moment

How do I remove the notifications? I mean I click the thing and I read the notification but the number never goes down. It only goes up. It's like that one time I swallowed a pill and after 4 hours had

I spent $3. I forget on what, but I know I left with a smile on my face and a hole large enough for a gofer. That's gofer, not a golfer or a Topher (which is totally a made up name... hehehehe Topher the

"Allen!" Went out the call. Steve from the engineering bellowed the now infamous secret code word for contact with new life forms. You see it all started as a joke being played on one of the

Dear Morning People, Please stop ruining my morning. I have a right to be a miserable fuck and also be unhappy on a Monday on my way to work. Sincerely, Non Morning People

I'm always amazed at what can be accomplished on a day off. Well in my case it was a sick day rather than a day off, 80% of the Alliances features were written on a sick day. There's a couple more things

And just to prove you can never have too many exclamation marks!! ! Ok, I think that's enough with the forced excitement, let's give you something to smile home about (or at least give that girl at the

I love going to the gym, Lots of fit people in tight clothing working out staring at themselves Then theres me in the corner eating cake and judging those narcissistic bastards

I prefer to think of it as a perfect storm... Me on a hot day... "Damn, drinking sure is thirsty work, I better have a drink"

Don’t panic, that’s actually a photo of me.. a 32 year old woman with an insane filter that makes me look like some sort of anime porn star, but it turns out kids use it too 😄 And guess what? It has the

We are a group of people that love communication. It began as an idea between @comedyopenmic and @profanereviews but has turned into a team project as more and more folks step up to the plate. So what

I always try to remain optimistic and see the world through rose tinted glasses. Src It really sucks when I forget my glasses. Src I challenege @take5 and @ned to put in entries for comedyopenmic

I thoroughly believe that since I use aftershave on my face to make my skin more supple, I should also use it on my balls... I did try it once... Src I no longer hold that belief.

It helps me pretend i like people.

-the polite rapist Src

Are we so devoid of reasonable topics for pleasant conversation that we must resort to benign comments regarding the cloth that covers ones shame? Ney!! I would argue the consistency of ones latest bowel

Leave me Alone!! I said I need a break!!!

Who wants some upvotes? We all do right? well Let's do a bounty on this post... No not a steem-bounty a rewarding bounty. So here are the rules: reply to this post and that's about it. Tell me something

Hi everyone, #hayrunners Continues Through The Crypto Drought The crypto markets have been really unkind to us all this year, and the last week has been a nightmare. I'm sure we'll get throught this

Well My friends. It is with a heavy heart that I bid farewell for a while and honestly possibly permanently as my health tumbles. This is a poem to my love as you know and also a heart felt thank you to