There's a moment when the sky begins to turn, there's a place where the shades in the background create a stunning visage, an incredible image.
Ok, I think that's enough of that. Blech. I sound arrogant, presumptuous, overbearing - all true, but I like to express them in a more interesting way.
I mean seriously, writing "I'm incredible, and far better than you" is boring. I'd much rather use a convoluted piece of logic to imply it, one which is so complicated that you've entirely lost track of what I'm saying by the time I finish it.
Doing that gives the added bonus of severe discomfort on the part of my readers - and for some strange reason, I enjoy the pain of others. Note: Specifically the pain of others, I do not enjoy my own pain.
That would be weird.
I feel like I should say something else right now to distract you from the fact that my picture is actually very low-quality, it was just taken in a very nice spot.
Well, I think I successfully got you to look at it more closely. Oops. I'm not very good at this redirecting thing, it may have something to do with the fact that I have no internal filter. Or soul. That tends to be a problem.
I suppose I shouldn't go into politics. Oh, and you're fat.
I'm not really sure where I'm going with this. Of course, I'm never really sure where I'm going, and that's a very bad thing when you're driving.
And yes, I am just as confused as you are right now.
Now I'll toss in a cute picture of cats so I can pretend there's some actual content here, or at least something to keep you entertained.
Wow. I'm really not good at this. But hey, look at the bright side - if you look into that picture for long enough, you might lose your soul.
Only I would see that as a bright side. And now I'm debating about whether or not I should actually provide a cute picture of cats.
You know what? I fell like that would ruin the purpose of this post, so I'll skip it.
Hmm. I just got up and walked around for a few minutes. Possibly for inspiration, possibly because I'm as bored at this point as you are.
I also opened up a random book which I've never read before to a random page, the first word on the seventh line was Mama. Oh yeah, and it was the 229th page. I'm not sure what that's supposed to signify for you, not sure what it's supposed to signify for me.
It probably teaches us the meaning of life and the purpose of death, we're just too stupid to understand.
Anyways. I'm trying out the busy platform for the first time, mostly because steemit's not letting me upload pictures. Oh yeah, and on that note, the first picture (the low-quality one) was my own.
I should leave before my foot goes so far in my mouth I choke myself.
-hyperbole out
actually back to steemit. busy's not letting me post.
