Operation done and feeling numb.
So I’ve joined the racks of the following people apparently Nigel Farage, Hilter, napoleon, lance Armstrong and 
Got to the hospital at half 7 this morning unable to have a cup of tea this morning as nil by mouth. Going through all the checks and they give me my outfit for the day. A lovely set of see through pants. I think the misses liked them so may dress up for her after I recovered.
The anaesthetist came around and give me the choice of local or general. So my reply was “what’s the best and which one will make me feel better quicker.?” He knows which is the best but can’t tell me.
In this world the doctor can’t decide for you, he/she can only give you advice. So my next question “what time frame is the recovery to get out of hospital for the both?”
Apparently if I had the local I would need to wait to have full feeling in my legs and waist before going home which could be up to 5 hours. With general I could go home after 3 hours. So I choose general. Then he says that the best choice. 🤷♂️
The theatre people come and get me around 10. Making small chat with the anaesthetists he does the count back from ten. Well I made it to ten and started snoring.
Next thing I know is Waking up at 12 in recovery a bit drowsy with one bollock missing and for some reason a couple of pubes in between my teeth and a salty taste at the back of my throat. I ask the gentleman looking after me is this normal and he smiles and gives me a wink.
Well I’m home now with feet up planning on what box sets to watch. Breaking bad, American horror story or anything else which catches my eye.
