🎇 Confessions of an idiot 🙏

I have been an idiot for most of my life.
It is highly probable that I have been an idiot for the entirety of my life, but since I can't remember the baby years it'd be arrogant of me to brag about a full, 100% lifelong achievement of idiocy.

They say that bad fails breed good tales.
Add schizophrenia, deportation, alcohol abuse and kleptomania to the whole idiot thing and you get a winning combo of complete fucking-uppery leading to a variety of enchanting tales.

Some memorable adventures of misfortune that I intend to divulge include:

• Accidentally smoking meth for two days then jumping out of a moving car because I thought Indonesian gangsters desired to murder me.
• Spending a week in Korean jail before getting deported.
• Being homeless in Korea and having a pretend Japanese kid as my sidekick.
• Living with a domestically abusive girlfriend.

I'll also dabble in my creativity; short stories, articles and music.

I have a lot to release and a lot to absorb. Heard this is a solid community and look forward to following some intriguing humans. Thanks to @mobbs for introducing me to this community and giving me some tips. Peruse his articles for his interesting take on a variety of topics