I nearly run her over with my range rover spot 1967 (bittles). It was 11:57 pm, very late in d night, so I offered to gv her a ride, she accepted, but wen we got to her compound, d neighbours had locked d gate n slept off. Wetin she go do now? Well, only option is to come spend the night @ my plc. We arrived my appartment, took a hot shower, I went to d sitting room den she went n laid on d bed few minutes later, I went to d room m, she was still awake.
Me: U re still awake?
Girl: I was waiting 4 you
Me: oh am sorry I dint knw
Girl: itz okay.
(She commot every thing for body den carry my shirt wear)
I asked her why she undressed in my present, she told me we re matured.
She then carried two pillows n divided d bed,I sleep left she sleep right. I felt like torching wat I saw but I respected my sef.
On my way to drop her off, her scaff fell n crossed d other side of d road, I asked her to let me cross over to get it for her. See her reply.
COMMON PILLOW U NO FIT CROSS NA ROAD WAN COME CROSS.
Guy wat can u call dis?
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