A Journalist to a
Doctor of a mental hospital & the following
conversation ensued :
JOURNALIST : How do you determine to admit
a patient or not ?
DOCTOR : Well, we first fill a bathtub with
water till the top. We then give a teaspoon, a
glass cup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him/her to empty the bathtub.
JOURNALIST : Obviously a normal person
would use the BUCKET because it's bigger.
DOCTOR : No, you're stupid! A normal person
would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this
idiot in Ward 7!!
