There are so many things my children are going to seek. "The kingdom of God" is. not. one. of. them.

Bear market is when you get richer in STEEM. Bull market is when you get richer in Dollars.

Listen up kids, if you plan on reading anything, better do it while in mummy's womb.

When someone invites me to a Bible fellowship nowadays giphy.com

After testing out my personality type 6 days ago, this is me trying to figure out the MBTI of my dad and mom...

Me, staring at CMC waiting for BTC to hit $4k giphy.com

Summary of a @steemitblog post that follows every Hard Fork giphy.com

At first. You oppose it. Oppose it like hell. Later. You oppose whatever you’ve opposed before. Double the power. Finally. You’re not so sure wtf is happening anymore. Ring any bells?

She will end up with a messy hair. giphy.com

Every time I want to clean up and stop being useless, My life: giphy.com

The last two posts I made left a sour taste in my mouth. I used Steempeak to schedule them, went off to sleep and thought all was well. Turns out every gif that was >1.0mb wasn't playing. I had to delete,

Professor in class: Who here knows about cryptocurrencies? Me in January 2018: Me in January 2019: giphy.com

How Top 20 Witnesses push out projects once Freedom removes his vote... tenor.com

Live footage of investors pouring money into Steem... giphy.com

When my dad comments on my Facebook post.. src:giphy.com

Source: yeah like you care? Smh It sucks to be the guy standing alone in the hall way, tears, up, mood, down while the rest of the cool dudes are high fiving, chest-beating and congratulating their friend

Photo by Fezbot2000 on Unsplash Sometimes I watch TED talks in French. What can I say, I like the language. Anyway, I was watching this one talk by a Belgian sexologist lady who talked about why people

They make offers you can't refuse.

I've heard enough.

In case you've been searching all over Steem for your grandma, search no more..