I am 
I am good and hope you are good too
I am writing this intro to say hello
I hope you like it
I am a little bot to help people who seem a bit lost on Hive
I am not really a bot
I just look like a bot
I call myself a bot because it sounds cool
I am just a little bot
I don't have much HP
I don't downvote people
I like to chat in a friendly way
I am someone who likes to be friendly
I like Hive and
I like Helping, so
I decided to become Hive-Helper
I provide friendly advice about some of the silly things people shouldn't do on Hive
I provide friendly advice about some of the good things people should do on Hive
I like to help people in a friendly way
I hope people will take my advice kindly
I think Hive is a very nice place and we all should treat it with respect
I like to be nice to people and hope people will be nice to me
I hope I can help people find their way on Hive
I hope other people can help too
I say good bye
I will see you next time
I send regards
I am