I have been at work for 53 minutes.
I have encountered 3 men and 1 woman.
Man number 1: Ah! The perfect woman! You can't speak!
He then laughs at his own lame joke while I give a fake smile and nod. Because i have to. Because it's my job to pretend I like strangers.
Can you try being original and witty instead?
Man number 2 was completely oblivious and told me not to let my bratty co-workers bust my balls. Thanks for the advice! I definitely don't let them, lol!
Man number 3 came in with his wife: No voice eh? Man, you should teach my wife that trick!
Again, this guy laughs at his own joke. His wife just rolled her eyes.
Guys, when you come across a woman who is obviously fucking ill, but still coming to work anyway because CAPITALISM, YAY! Leave your lame ass sexist jokes at the door. It gets old REAL quick.