I started 2021 in full rebellion against the Banking Institutions and the Globalists. My goal for 2021 was to shift most of my finances out of the SYSTEM into cryptos and silver. @handofzara/i-am-a-good-old-rebel-rant-1
I have decided that all of this was pure foolishness! Warped thinking by a delusional man who had listened to one too many conspiracy theories.
MY NEW GOALS FOR 2021 are as follows:
- Sell all my gold, silver and cryptos including my HIVE and deposit everything in a Bank of America savings account earning less than 1% interest.
- Buy and hold an S&P Index Fund in my retirement account.
- Quit HIVE and join FACEBOOK, giving my friend Mark all my private data to hold in a super secure centralized database.
- Stop drinking BEER.
- Spend the rest of the year watching professional sports, especially baseball and football. I almost forgot, watching Women's Soccer, seeing as 2021 will usher in a new era in Womans/Trans sports. I hope we soon progress to the era of just Trans Woman's Sports.
- Take an experimental vaccine, that has only been approved for emergency use, for COVID-19 (definitely NOT called the Wuhan or China virus), despite the fact that there are great therapeutics. And despite the fact that after 14 months of the pandemic I have not even had a sniffle. Its as if nobody loves me, not even the virus. Hells bells! I can even get a bacteria to like me!
- Stop going to Church.
- Register as a card carrying member of the American Socialist Party.
- Turn in all firearms. ( I am not saying I have any, BUT if I did those terrible tools are out!)
- Register for a COVID passport so I can take a vacation to wonderful places like Portland, Oregon or New York City where I can sit in my hotel room both day and night watching TV.
- Take out Student Loans and enroll in Oberlin College where I will learn to become an activist thus advancing our collective society and mold it in whatever way the American Socialist Party decides is best.
- Donate my house and cars to the Federal Government to utilize in helping resettle refugees.
- In my spare time, watch cable news and read the New York Times.
- Wear dresses and get a makeover.
- Eat only insects and soy based foods.
- Burn all my Dr. Seuss books, hell since I am becoming a National Socialist, I should probably burn them all.
- Start taking pharmaceuticals, I don't really care which ones, but I feel a little left out, by my current state of good health. This is my year to join everyone lining up at the doctor's office for a kick of that juice.
- Stop exercising and gain 150 pounds; that might be tough since I will only be eating insects and soy but no one said this was going to be easy.
- Start believing everything my political leaders and the news media tells me as Gospel truth. Oops, I wrote "Gospel" truth, probably need to change the to the "Goebbels" truth! I am a little confused by all the National Socialist calling everyone a Fascist and a Nazi as if it were a bad thing seeing as the Nazis were "National Socialist" and they were also "Fascists". Good thing I will soon be attending Oberlin College where my mind will be set right.
- Form a non-profit to save the Snipes! Apparently these poor creatures have been hunted to the edge of extinction as no one has even seen a Snipe in Years but those evil hunters keep tracking them.
I must confess that I have spent hours in the woods hunting Snipe. Thank God, I never bagged a single one. Oops, I said "Thank God". Perhaps I will revert to some ancient religion. Thank Baal, I never bagged one.
Life will be so much easier just conforming and accepting. No more worries, no more planning just trusting that all is well.
Thanks Doctor. I don't mean to be rude or anything but you remind me of a guy I played football with in High School. Now that was a weird guy, he always wanted to play center even though whenever he blocked someone he would squeal like a girl. I think his name was Richard, but we just called him Dick. I can't believe how much you look like him.
He sure was obsessed by his name, Dick. I don't think he really liked his name, as he always muttered to himself about getting rid of it.
I will feel so much better getting rid of all this nonsense.
No more fumbling around with that stupid Nano S wallet and storing cryptos.