“IF GIRL IS IN LOVE-
Her parent ask: Who is that
Idiot..?”
“IF BOY IS IN LOVE
His parent ask: Idiot, Who is that girl.? >:”
“Moral:: No matter who ever is in love…
Boys are always Idiots.
k tamana hum b rakhte hai
husn tere pass hai to kya hua dil hum b rakhte hai”
Girl- tum bohot besharam hO
“Boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu
main to paida bhi nanga hi hua
tha………”
“Time Table aa gya hai taiyaari shuru kar do
7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Hug Day
13 Feb Kiss Day
14 Feb Valentine Day…
15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day.”
“main apni ishq ki bowling se tere dil ka wicket giraya
meri kismat kaise thi dekho
tere dad ne umpire banke no ball ka ishara dikahaya”
“Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad,
Kyun K…
Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy!!!”
Sharif ladko se jyada kismat waleto gali k kutte hai
“Kam se kam ladki palat palat k dekhti to hai
ki aa raha h ya nhi..”
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai
