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After having a heavy drink in the bar, three friends were heading towards their home. They called a taxi cab. The taxi driver realized that they were drunk. After them boarding on his taxi, he started the engine and after a while turned it off. Then he told them, “We have reached your destination.”
The first drunk guy gave him money.
The second guy gave him thanks.
The third guy smacked on his face. The driver was afraid thinking that third guy might have understood what he did. But he hid his fear and asked, “Why is that”?
The third guy answered, “Be careful and control your car next time while driving. You almost killed us, you idiot!”
An army Brigadier fell in a deep well (A deep hole to contain water). After seven days, a group of journalist pulled him out of that well.
Journalists: “Sir! You were in this well for last 7 days. Nobody came to rescue you”?
Brigadier: The soldiers of my battalion have tried a lot. They threw a rope inside, I grabbed it. Soldiers were pulling me up. I was almost up but as soon as they saw my badge, they released the rope and gave a salute to me. I again fell down. This was happening repeatedly for few days. Then our General Sirs came to rescue me. They also almost pulled me up. But as soon as saw their badges, I released the rope and gave a salute. Again fell down!