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Groovatti
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2018-04-01 15:23
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cryptocurrency
2020-07-24 14:04
Cloudy with a Chance of Sh*t Coins
After spending a year or so researching cryptocurrencies, I've come up with a simple illustrative story to help newbies better understand these relatively new financial instruments. Don't worry, I've removed
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dtube
2019-09-18 01:22
The Big Wow: A Psychonaut's Amazing DMT Journey
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funny
2019-05-19 10:09
How to light a fart on fire and not burn down the house or singe the pets
Are you one of those sick fucks who just let’s your farts come out willy-nilly? Don’t care who you gas as long as you get it out of your ass? Don’t care who’s nostrils you infect? You go over to friends’
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health
2019-04-12 12:24
Fiery Hemorrhoid Remedy
Has your asspipe ever been in so much pain that you couldn’t stand or sit without wanting to scream? If not, consider yourself lucky! However, if you know what I’m talking about, then I think I have a
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aprilfools
2019-04-01 10:30
Facebook to buy IBM in massive stock swap valued at over $100 Billion USD (Spoof)
Source Menlo Park, CALIFORNIA (April 1st, 2019): Facebook, the undisputed social media king, today announced that it plans to buy IBM, a global technology powerhouse, for a stock swop estimated to be valued
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travel
2018-08-19 09:41
The Big Wow: A Psychonaut’s Amazing DMT Journey (ComedyOpenMic Round 27)
Source That trip was insanely wowwer than wow, it was the Big Wow! And I mean BIG! Mind-blowingly BIG! My body sang with celestial wonderment as supernova chakra electrified every atom of my core! Warning:
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blog
2018-07-31 11:49
Hey is NOT for Horses (ComedyOpenMic Round 24 Entry)
Source Have you ever been called a jackass for using the word "hey"? “Hay is for horses,” they say. Then they get mean and ornery and say, "Aren't you glad you're a jackass!" That's
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funny
2018-07-16 16:39
Sperm Banks and Vasectomies (@ComedyOpenMic Round 22 Entry)
Source Sperm banks and vasectomies are two things that I typically avoid talking about: Simply because I never want to have the latter and the former seems creepy to me. So it was surprising when my Canadian
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funny
2018-06-26 17:13
The Squeaky Wheel (ComedyOpenMic Contest Round 19 Entry)
Source Hey, have you heard this: The squeaky wheel gets all the grease? Ain’t that the god’s honest truth! The squeaky wheel gets all the attention, don’t it! Let me tell you, this rubber head that I work
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funny
2018-06-12 11:33
UFO No-Go (ComedyOpenMic Contest Round 17 Entry)
Source “I brought this pistol because you never know about these aliens: You don’t know if they want to fuck you, fight you or fillet you!” “We interrupt this regularly scheduled broadcast for a news flash,”
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funny
2018-05-19 14:29
Cat Apology (ComedyOpenMic Round 14 Entry)
Had to apologize to my cat the other day.
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funny
2018-05-01 10:25
When Not to Mention a Booger--Round 11 @ComedyOpenMic Entry
Do I raise a fuss and create an international incident over a booger? A few years ago I was in Shenzhen, China—a megacity across the border from Hong Kong—and in the mood for a movie. After walking to
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comedyopenmic
2018-04-20 12:36
The Shanghai Fashionista--ComedyOpenMic Round 10
The Shanghai Fashionista You ever see a beautiful woman and you can’t help but talk to her? Well, one day while walking through the Cloud 9 department store above the Zhongshan Park metro station in Shanghai,
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comedy
2018-04-18 13:34
Dog Haters in Vators
I was taking my dog to work on dog appreciation day. The upper parking lot was full, so I parked my car in the lower basement parking lot of the large office park that I work in, and then hopped into an
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funny
2018-04-08 11:34
Chappelle on Shemales: Comedy Open Mic Round 8
I was like, “Bitch, you sucked so much dick tonight there’s not one dry ball sack left!” --Dave Chappelle Original Content Fan Fiction: Below is an imaginary stand-up comedy performance by legendary comedian
