The stairs sagged under the weight of the portly man, the bald crown of his sweat soaked head gleamed in the swinging lights above him. They rattled on brittle chains, the draft of the old warehouse nudging them in perpetual motion. "Tsk" the man said, as he lugged the oblong package up to the office, "What a day."
"Hello?" he calls out, as his thick hand pushes the door open. Inside sits Moxie Marco, the cunning bride of Fiddles Marco. Fiddles had been a major league baseball player, when a knee injury caused him to retire at 24. Luckily for Moxie, he had promptly invested all of his savings into an eco-friendly beauty company; Sustainascrub. A spa treatment for you, and mother earth!
Well, it had all become Moxie's 10 years after they got married. In their bitter divorce she had been able to prove that the conceptual design was hers, and from there things got dark. She looked as sharp in person as she did in the papers, platinum blonde hair pulled smartly into a simple but elegant updo. "Who are you?" she responds coldly from behind her broad desk.
"The name's Bylar, I have a package for you." he replies, feeling his sweating intensify. The woman was a legend, one of the greatest illusions of all time. Moxie astutely observed the lowest percentages needed to claim something was organic, ethically sourced, or natural. When these numbers inhibited her desired profit margin, she found a way to fudge the numbers further. The belle of every gala, Moxie made facts where needed. Bylar shook at the sight of her.