Fell of my bicycle

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself, "What if I fall off my bicycle, on the way home, the bottle would break". So, I drank the whole bottle of Whiskey before I set off to ride home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home. Just a little light humor for a change. Hope this brings a smile! #jokes #cwh