Thank you, I love to write, so it really makes me happy when everyone reads my stories.

To be honest, I don't really want to be all hairy with a stomach full of bad memories, although, I'll definitely slap the nut, but as for running... Well, I sorta have cerebral palsy, so the getaway might be more of a hobble situation.

Now, if I can somehow manage to not get deported, in a year, I'll be eligible to apply for 'Indefinite leave to remain' and I'll definitely remember to misspell color for them.

So how do you know about the test?
Are you an Xpat too?