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Hello fellow Ecencians and welcome to another Weekend Engagement concept by the wonderful @galenkp - my second in a row in which I am choosing to participate, mainly due to the fact that I have a really interesting view on one of the topics that were put up for debate!

Talking objects
What inanimate (non-living) item do you think would be interesting or funny if it could talk? Explain the item, what it does and give us some examples of what it might say should it be able to talk.

I have decided to write about a very handy and very useful toy that every girl/lady/women should have in her arsenal: the Vibrator.

I think we all know what a vibrator is, but just in case here is the Wikipedia's definition of it:

A vibrator, sometimes described as a massager, is a sex toy that is used on the body to produce pleasurable sexual stimulation. There are many different shapes and models of vibrators. Most 2010-era vibrators contain an electric-powered device which pulsates or throbs. Vibrators can be used for both solo play and partnered play by one or more people. Devices exist to be used by couples to stimulate the genitals of both partners. They can be applied to erogenous zones, such as the clitoris, the vulva or vagina, penis, scrotum or anus, for sexual stimulation, for the release of sexual frustration and to achieve orgasm. Vibrators may be recommended by sex therapists for women who have difficulty reaching orgasm through masturbation or intercourse.

So now that all that is settled and done, what would our vibrator say if it could talk?

I have gone ahead in choosing some very interesting memes that could deliver the on-point thinking of a talking vibrator. Enjoy!