Greetings Wonderful Hivers
Let me use this medium to welcome you all to my blog once again. I hope you have a nice time reading this and very much hope it puts a smile on your faces too. This post comes with interesting fun facts you wouldn't want to miss out on, so let's get at it.
Hence, I welcome you all to the first episode of laughing to forget your sorrows, enjoy
Try to Hum while you hold your nose
It's quite easy to think this is impossible, but it sounds quite funny, so I urge you to give it a try. Try holding your nose and see if you can hum any song you know. Smiles I know you have tried it, but it's the truth, quite impossible to do. I tried it several times but it never worked out.Lol...
The over Talking Mom
As a Nigerian child, we get this a lot. Our mothers tend to talk for quite a long time, but to them it was just a few minutes.
This usually happens when something wrong has been done and your mom has tried to caution and advise you. My mom is a victim of this. She will talk all she has to say for close to an hour or even more, and then summarize the whole thing with, I don't want to talk too much; a word is enough for the wise.
I will be like seriously mom, this is is usually inside my head oh, ***they no born you well to talk am come outside**** [Nigeria Pidgin English].
The Reporter Sibling
Almost every house has that one person who always talks uncontrollably, no matter how much you have tried to bribe them, hence keeping them from reporting some deeds to their parents.
I have always been in these shoes. I have that one sister who always talks no matter what you give her. For example, if I beat one of my sisters, I would then start treating them all nicely and apologizing while buying them everything they wanted and saying, "Don't tell Mommy you hear!" The one who will always report will come to me. I will not tell Mommy.
But immediately my mom gets back, the news will be out without her even dropping her luggage, momy Gideon beat peace`, ahhhhhh 馃檮..
The Bathroom is our most creative performance stage
I am more of a victim of this. There is always that time when we are in the bath trying to take our shower and so on. That is when we tend to be the greatest performers of all time. We sing so well.
Dancing isn't a problem, for it is always one of the acts done. It is always fun, though. Most times we tend to stay more in the bathroom. It's either we are singing in there, or doing both singing and dancing or phone pressing.
It is usually said that in a bathroom without a phone, we spend just 2 minutes. Ohh, bathroom with phone. We spend 10 minutes in there and bathroom with phone with subscription. It's almost a decade in there ohh...
Humans the only blushing animal
It's true we are all animals, but a higher one, they say. Lol 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ You have already called me an animal, but turning it around to either make it sound better or also get me consoled, you now say we are a higher animal lolz..
But truth be told, since we are higher animals, we are the only animals who blush. Since we tend to understand and interpret compliments and sweet talks, we blush at them.
A hungry school child and the kitchen
Almost every Nigerian child has gone through this stage, oh.But back then it use to be very annoying though coming back from and finding out they is no food for easy got the angry days of my life馃榿馃榿.
Once I get back, I don't even have to change my school uniforms or drop my backpack. I just go directly into that kitchen. Oh come and see the delight and sense of satisfaction when I find food in there, I will just forget I brought a bag and then start eating. I will just go and forget I brought a bag.
But on the other hand, when there is no food for God, the whole house will be on fire all the rest of that day. You wouldn't see me smile or laugh. Oh, everything annoys you at that point.
One funny thing that happens the next day is that since we dropped our bags in the kitchen and it's time for school the next morning, it's time to look for your backpack, oh. Come and see crying 馃構馃榾.
The entire house will be turned upside down in search of the backpack, which is conveniently located in the kitchen; at the end of the day, you simply go there and find your bag waiting for you.
It was really an experience, but I miss those days.
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