If you're not from America or a few other countries with similar habits, you might not know that people from the US wipe their ass after shitting with wadded up bundles of toilet paper. This paper is then flushed into a big cement box in your front yard, allowing the water to drain out from it, or sent to the sewer, where it's likely just dumped in the ocean or a river, or if you're lucky, maybe processed and then put on farmers fields.
All in all a disgusting process, not the least...or greatest, is the actual shit itself.
Who the fuck came up with the idea of just wiping your shit away with some dry paper? That's just fucking disgusting, in multiple ways. It basically means that your ass is never really clean. Plus you have to stick your hand back there while your ass is covered in shit. There's a good chance you just might get shit on your hand. That's gross. Even worse when you consider that many people don't wash their hands. And were you using your phone during? Fuck that shit. No pun intended.
There's a pretty easy solution to this. Just do what other countries do. WASH YOUR ASS!
Hand Held Bidet Sprayer, Thailand by DavidB4 1 Desemba 2017 (source)
Used under CC BY-SA 4.0 license
Tons of different countries use bidets. Basically it's just something to spray some water on your ass to wash it a bit. Then you just wipe, just like you're used to, maybe picking some better toilet paper or flushable wipes.
Except American media actually thinks this is something funny that they should giggle and laugh at. Pretty much every time a bidet is mentioned on TV they make some comment about how it sprays up your ass, maybe even turning it into a rape joke.
WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with you?
How fucking old are you?
Grow the fuck up!
Yes, you spray your ass with water. Yes, it can feel good. I'm sure some people have used a spray on their ass to masturbate to. They certainly use it sprayers in the shower to masturbate. Get the fuck over it. It's not really even insanely pleasurable. Well, not for me anyway. It just feels a bit refreshing and...good.
You wash your private parts, right? How is spraying your ass any different? You just do it over the toilet so the shit falls in there.
I can't begin to explain to you how much cleaner you feel if you just stop doing what all these stupid Americans do, and just wash your ass.
You will feel unbelievably cleaner and more refreshed.
You can pick up a small portable bidet for under $20, and then you have something to travel with, and you will soon realize that you totally want to install one in your bathroom.
