Run for your lives... to Mars... or to the Moon or... something! We didn't have to wait until 20.02.2020, or some of those other days that are yet to come that we already haven't missed and when some wise men have predicted that the world will surely end this time.
It's here! Now! Or yesterday. 8th or the 9th or the 10th day, depending on where in the world you are reading this and when. Probably September though.
But now that you've read this, there's no escape! You can not unsee it!
The world's end right now is inevitable!
But first, kettlebell class.
I mean, work has to be done, even of the world is ending.
But shiiiiiiiiit those stairs. Carried again 22kg kettlebell to the school. So now it's 22kg + 22kg = back breaking amount. Gotta increase the amount of kettlebell available for the customers to lend. Just in case the world isn't ending this time either.
Better check the weather forecast and what Nostradamus predicted for today. Just in case of rain and apocalypse. Wouldn't want to be unprepared. So it's an umbrella or popcorn. Or both.
It sure would be nice to get some god token for this post. Or beer or shades or... is there a Nostradamus token? Or the-end-of-the-world token? Apocalypse token would also be cool to have. Just in case.