This one time I was being harassed by some offensive female public servant that was grossly obese and had a horrible attitude problem. I'm sitting there laughing about the entire situation and her behavior...

She got upset and called sheriff's deputies. And by the time they got there I was actually done paying whatever small fee that I was there taking care of. So I absolutely let them escort me into the.

As soon as those doors closed... I let out this gigantic fart. And it was super stinky oh wow it was just great and my butt was actually pointed backwards towards both of the deputies. Which they had their own attitude problems and now I just can't help myself and I am just laughing my ass off!

They got all offended and kept trying to push me out of the elevator when the door opened however I kept trying to be polite and saying that they can go first. Which ends up in them having to sniff more. Which made me laugh even more.

Of course I had to actually been in this building for a very long time and the elevator was extremely old and I was very aware of its quirks. So I actually slipped out of the elevator as the doors were mostly closing. Which pinned the officer's deputies into the elevator.

I got a call from their supervisor... Apparently both deputies ended up puking as they were forced to ride the elevator downstairs. And then of course the noxious gases ended up spreading to the downstairs basement room which didn't have ventilation.... Which ended up making the counter lady with the bad attitude also puke...

Unfortunately the supervisor couldn't do anything because I had already paid the fee and having bad flatulence isn't a felony or a misdemeanor or even a ticketable offence...

Sometimes randomly I hear the deputies begging and screaming as the elevator door clicks shut. Lol. Everybody always wonders why I suddenly just burst out laughing.

Elevators.... Lol.