Lol...As funny as your comment is and the thought of Boomy getting owned by a Viking called Halvard may be...I'm sorry but I'm going to have to sway on the side of @jangle and say poutine is legit. I had it once and want to have it again...And again. I'm going to enjoy my hypothetical poutine jangle has offered with gratitude...Although, we call them chips, not fries generally.