Murder most foul. These people (and I mean all these people) take perfectly good french fries (almost certainly made with good old AMERICAN potatoes) and despoil it like the Vikings despoiled the citizenry in England (and maybe particularly in Scotland @meesterboom)(did you think the red hair came from France?) with partially cured cheese and gravy. 2 out of 3 of the ingredients are really good when served properly...

Do you know the Canadians also screw with Doritos? It's TRUE. They grind up little teeny pieces of ice skate blades and broom bristles from Curling and call it Canadian Ranch or some such. True story!