Want to increase your success and standing at work? Ok, keep reading for how to do exactly that.
Here's a few tips on how to up your professionalism at work which could result in many benefits like not getting fired, gaining a promotion and not being beaten up or murdered.
Replace the words, "fuck you" with, "ok great, thanks for your input."
Don't slap the office hottie on the ass as you walk by, be respectful and courteous.
Don't masturbate in the office, and if you have to make sure you don't get caught.
Wear pants or a dress, going to work in your underpants could be seen as unprofessional. Try dressing appropriately which could enhance your opportunities for promotion.
Try not to have sex with the bosses wife or husband, it probably won't earn you a promotion or pay increase.
Try and reduce the amount of nude selfies you send to your work colleagues by text or email; those dick or pussy pictures might seem like a good idea but they might cause complications.
If you're on a work trip and have the company credit card try your hardest not to use it to buy cocaine, sex toys and hookers; that's always difficult to explain to the accounting department.
Don't call clients a "stupid cunt" when they say dumb things, even if they are cunts. Replace that with, "that's a fascinating thought, let's consider it for a moment."
That's about it for now; a few little tips that you might not have thought of which could up your professionalism game at work and put you in a good position for advancement or a pay increase.
Can you think of any other good ones that might work? Feel free to share them.
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