Here's the award for best dad in the world, someone who doesn't mind burning their child's eyes and frying their brain, just so they don't suffer. And not to mention, so the dad doesn't suffer from stress trying to entertain their child or worry about what others think when their child throws a tantrum and they can't control it. Or they can't spank or punish in public because they might be reported to the police for child abuse. Many parents are in jail for disciplining their kids - sure, some go overboard and hit their kids unnecessarily, but to avoid that, why not use the automatic babysitter, the honorable cell phone, to entertain the kid? That way, you avoid all the problems I mentioned. Who cares if their eyesight gets ruined, if their retinas get lazy, and they have to wear glasses or even lose their sight?
And what about frying their brains? Screens supposedly cause cognitive development delays in kids, causing brain fry. But hey, it's a great tool for giving peace to a selfless parent like this, who almost shoves the phone in their eyes. So, you know, do you want to be a good parent or just a bad one? This is equivalent to getting drunk and forgetting about your kid because you don't want to spend time with them.
So, are you a selfless parent like this, or do you change your role to create beautiful memories with your kids? Or do you just let others teach them bad things while their brains get fried? Thanks for coming.
