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Hi there! It's funny1913 . busy is cool, still there's a lot to do. I do Music Production, Sports,Patent researches and interested funny joke ...
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Hurry up, give me two pieces of meat to eat!
Hurry up, give me two pieces of meat to eat!
Old sister, do you think this wine can be reimbursed for me? Buddy! A good pair of pants must be cut off! The uncle rode two baskets of eggs by bike Come to my house in the evening. I'll invite everyone
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Don't return the clothes.money back to you, photos deleted.
Don't return the clothes.money back to you, photos deleted.
Young people have bought clothes on the Internet, but the difference between the clothes they buy and the sellers are too large. Let's look at the difference between sellers and buyers today. Shop owner:
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其实我是个男人
其实我是个男人
陪闺蜜去相亲，对方是个傲慢的富二代，他俩都不满意对方，但还是不失风度的聊着天。富二代拿出他的车钥匙说道:“有些东西不能光看表面，就像这个看起来是车钥匙，其实它是个打火机！”闺蜜附和着说:“对对对！就像我，表面上看是个女的，其实我是个男人！”
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搞笑图片：人生的赢家
搞笑图片：人生的赢家
哥们，我觉得你还是快点跑路吧，不然一会要被打了 娶个这样的老婆也不知道是福是祸 你的腿是钟表针吗？ 心理阴影满值！ 人生的赢家
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搞笑段子：
搞笑段子：
1，阿呆乘飞机晕机，忍不住要吐，赶紧让空姐拿一个塑料袋！不料，晕得太严重了，很快塑料袋就要吐满了！空姐说：“你忍一下我再去拿一个！” 空姐回来后，发现竟然满地都被吐上了！空姐生气的问：“怎么回事？” 阿呆说：“我一看马上要吐满了，就赶紧喝了一口，结果没想到其他所有人都吐了！” 2，第一次上男友家吃饭。他奶奶初次见我，很是喜欢 : “瞧，这身板！挑大粪走两里路都不带喘大气的...”这时一旁的未来婆婆说
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老公問我：你第一次給了誰？
老公問我：你第一次給了誰？
1、老公問我：你第一次給了誰？ 我說：黃瓜。 老公突然警惕起來：我可看過段子，黃瓜是一個人吧？ 我撲哧就樂了：當然不是了，黃瓜是我們學校男生合唱團的名字。 2、表姐家大兒子15歲，身高竄到了181了。 今天跑我很前一站，笑眯眯的跟我說：“哎呀呀，我咋比小姨高這麼多了？！” 我姐看不下去了，跳起來給娃一巴掌過去：“比什麼身高！有能耐跟你小姨比比體重！”？？？？
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I can only smoke a pack of cigarettes a day!
I can only smoke a pack of cigarettes a day!
I can only smoke a pack of cigarettes a day! What reaction do people see in the evening？ 700 years old house
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Funny GIF dynamic graph： I think I can hold on for one night!
Funny GIF dynamic graph： I think I can hold on for one night!
My good roommate This really doesn't blame the bridge repair man The dog must have done bad things I'm not sleeping tonight! I think I can hold on for one night!
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我的自畫像
我的自畫像
生氣一股烟，高興笑半天， 容易感動，也容易滿足。 沒有腦子，但長記性。 我不敢說自己很優秀， 但我心地善良。 認定的路會走到黑， 看對的事會執著追！ 你對我一分好， 我必定雙倍奉還！ 因為我知道“珍惜”兩個字的份量， 但是你要給我兩個字“值得”。 我始終相信： 人心換人心，八兩換半斤； 朋友對朋友，認真換誠懇； 感情對感情，珍惜換情深！
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開心一笑：我勸架呢，你拉我幹什麼
開心一笑：我勸架呢，你拉我幹什麼
開心一笑：剛進門看到教室裏有人打架，我抱著耍帥的心理沖上去，從扭打在一起的三個人中拖出來了一個。 被我拖出來那哥們說了一句讓我終生難忘的話：“我勸架呢，你拉我幹什麼？！” 開心一笑：今天一到公司，發現旁邊的美女同事趴在辦公桌上抽泣。 我問她：“怎麼了？” 她哽咽：“我失戀了。” 我心裡一陣暗喜，拍著她的肩膀安慰道：“這有什麼可傷心的，好男人多的是，也許身邊就有更好的選擇呢。”
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开心一笑: 我勸架呢，你拉我幹什麼？
开心一笑: 我勸架呢，你拉我幹什麼？
開心一笑：剛進門看到教室裏有人打架，我抱著耍帥的心理沖上去，從扭打在一起的三個人中拖出來了一個。 被我拖出來那哥們說了一句讓我終生難忘的話：“我勸架呢，你拉我幹什麼？！” 開心一笑：今天一到公司，發現旁邊的美女同事趴在辦公桌上抽泣。 我問她：“怎麼了？” 她哽咽：“我失戀了。” 我心裡一陣暗喜，拍著她的肩膀安慰道：“這有什麼可傷心的，好男人多的是，也許身邊就有更好的選擇呢。”
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搞笑段子:夢見開會，想多聽一會
搞笑段子:夢見開會，想多聽一會
1.一哥們上班遲到了。領導憤怒地問：“你為什麼這麼晚才來？！”這哥們回答：“不好意思，睡過頭了。”領導：“為什麼睡過頭，怎麼回事啊？”哥們答：“做夢，夢見開會，您在作重要講話，覺得特精彩，就想多聽一會。”全辦公室頓時響起雷鳴般掌聲。為這哥們的機智點贊！ 2
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搞笑GIF:這敗家媳婦，好好的褲子，非要剪壞了！
搞笑GIF:這敗家媳婦，好好的褲子，非要剪壞了！
這妹子的操作是拔火罐為什麼我就是想笑 老鐵好溜啊 享受來自狗狗們的治癒吧！太幸福鳥 這敗家媳婦，好好的褲子，非要剪壞了 如果您笑了，別忘記點贊+轉發喔！
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搞笑段子：你放屁也不用站起來放吧
搞笑段子：你放屁也不用站起來放吧
1.今天和老婆吵架。她一氣之下離家出走了，晚上還沒回來，於是去丈母娘家找。進屋一看沒人，丈母娘問怎麼了，我說吵架了。丈母娘說：我打電話給你問問她在哪。我把電話撥通了給丈母娘，按的免提，電話剛通就聽電話那頭說：老公，我錯了，今天是我不對，我今晚住我媽家，陪我媽一天，明天就回來了。我…… 2
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Funny pictures:The elder brother said that he could sleep more comfortably
Funny pictures:The elder brother said that he could sleep more comfortably
This is a professional cameraman, haha The elder brother said that he could sleep more comfortably, but I didn't say anything at all.
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The pants belt has such a function
The pants belt has such a function
Buy a package to make figure good The pants belt has such a function
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笑話趣圖：護士快來啊，3床要完了，3床要完了
笑話趣圖：護士快來啊，3床要完了，3床要完了
小劉的父親因病住院了，在病房裏打吊瓶。藥液快滴完了，卻不見護士來。同房間的一比特病人熱心地說：“我幫你喊護士。” 說著，就站在門口高喊道：“護士快來呀，3床快完了。” 小劉聽後，感覺彆扭，對門口說道：“你喊得不對，是藥完了。” 那個熱心的病人馬上改口道：“護士，3床要完了，3床要完了。” 2 中午進行選修課考試中，陌生號來電，掛斷，回簡訊”什麼事？考試呢“，接到簡訊”那明天給你送快遞吧，好好考。
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She went mountain climbing with her wife, and she was tired. The wife went shopping, the wife suddenly fell down on the ground! The wife complained: "all blame you, hurt my leg soft!" the people around the mall looked at me with evil eyes.
She went mountain climbing with her wife, and she was tired. The wife went shopping, the wife suddenly fell down on the ground! The wife complained: "all blame you, hurt my leg soft!" the people around the mall looked at me with evil eyes.
She went mountain climbing with her wife, and she was tired. The wife went shopping, the wife suddenly fell down on the ground! The wife complained: "all blame you, hurt my leg soft!" the people around the mall looked at me with evil eyes.
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笑话趣图:媽媽，姐姐要喝我的尿
笑话趣图:媽媽，姐姐要喝我的尿
醫院排隊檢查呢，旁邊坐著一個小弟弟，閑得無聊打算逗逗他，看他抱著一瓶飲料，我壞壞的說：小弟弟！姐姐要喝你的飲料！他把瓶子往懷了挪了挪，說：不給！我還是堅持說：姐姐就要喝你的！結果他哇一聲哭了起來！他媽媽聽見了跑過來問怎麼了，誰知這小屁孩帶著哭腔說：媽媽，姐姐要喝我的尿，怎麼辦。醫生叔叔還等著檢查呢！我尼瑪………… 2
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搞笑段子：我給你們換個鍋吧！這個鍋漏電！
搞笑段子：我給你們換個鍋吧！這個鍋漏電！
跟男朋友從飯店房間出來…剛準備走出飯店，我就以迅雷不及掩耳的速度挽住了剛想走出飯店大門，一個陌生男人的胳膊，這一舉動把男朋友整蒙了…也把陌生男人嚇了一跳！但我很淡定，笑著對陌生男人說道：“對不起，借你胳膊用一下…”然後另一隻手拿出手機，用微信對男朋友小聲說道：“別看我，往反方向走，我爸在對面牆角盯著呢！你打不過他…” 2