THE TOSSER

Sometimes I find notes and ideas I have written down long ago and end up reading them and wondering if I am a complete fruitloop.

This was an idea for a Steemit post that I wrote down in 2016:

Is it possible to do a Steemit post by tossing a coin? A strange experiment...

HEADS I start with a picture of a man shagging a donkey, TAILS a donkey shagging a man.

HEADS I toss off another five randoms, and TAILS I Stop now and just post a verse from the bible with a bunch of photos of Madonna.

HEADS a drawing of a fat man. TAILS a drawing of a sphincter.

HEADS a picture of a hot babe with a V8. Tails a libtard with pink hair and an electric bike.

HEADS just post the libtard pic anyway. TAILS a picture of Adolf Hitler in drag.

HEADS eat my cherry yoghurt pudding, TAILS watch a video of MC5.

HEADS post this pile of utter crap, TAILS delete it and deny all knowledge

WTF? - clearly I have serious issues to work out with myself....

Now watch that MC5 video it's fucking amazing!