Today's randomly generated marvel character is.....Sir Wulf! http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Sir_Wulf_(Earth-616)
Apparently he was created by the High Evolutionary! I'm pretty sure that's the same dude that is the only source on Magneto being a dad. Wait, no, it's some cow lady he created.
In this case he needed a wolf man because, "his knights needed the ferocity of a wolf on their side to survive future attacks." I mean that's super specific, right? I'm thinking he just says that to make Wulf here feel better. About being an abomination I mean.
Also, sir Wulf? Why change one letter, people? We know what you were going for here. Did he just not know how to actually spell wolf?
Well, apparently the High Evolutionary made wolf-men before but they kept rebelling, so he actually didn't tell anyone Sir Wulf (then known as Sir Anon, though who could've seen through a clever disguise like changing an o to a u anyway?) was a wolf.
I kinda feel like just calling him Sir Wulf was his first plan until he tried it out on a couple people.
High evolutionary: This is my new Manimal, Sir Wulf!
Any and everone else: My god, ANOTHER wolf!? He'll kill us all!
HE: No no no, he's Sir WULF. wUlf. It's spelled with a U.
AEE: Is he a wolf?
HE: ....yes.
After all that he later gets killed by the first wolf that betrayed all the Puppy Pals who then disguises himself AS Sir Wulf to infiltrate the Fauna Friends.
That's a pretty severe bummer but he did have an ATOMIC STEED. Which, honestly I think would be way too stressful to ride. I mean unless it is just a steed made up of atoms, in which case who isn't. Turns out it's basically just a spaceship you ride like a horse which just seems about the stupidest thing it could actually be.
Anyway off track there, that's Sir Wulf! Check back next time when I'm sure we'll get someone just as lame, like Lady Bova or even Jubilee.
