How paranoid/aware/naive are you?-QUIZ

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Hello fellow Steemian!


I have sensed that there has been a lot of "low-frequency" vibrations like fear and paranoia and such going around here on steemit lately, I guess it has to do with the censorship of alternative media online and such. So I created this "phoney-baloney-psych-quiz" so you can check just how "crazy" you are... I hope you enjoy this quiz it's all made as a satire, so don't get mad, with me, or the results they have nothing to do with reality I think??? 😂😂😂

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Do you have a door?
Yes/No
Do you lock your door?
Yes/No
Do you have multiple locks on your door?
Yes/No
Do you have a home security system with an alarm?
Yes/No
Do you cary a weapon to defend yourself?
Yes/No
Do you have hidden cameras all over to “counter spy”?
Yes/No
Do you believe that con-trails from airplanes could be "chemtrails" possibly designed to kind of maybe harm humanity?
yes/no
Do you believe mainstream media is a whole bunch of propaganda and lies?
yes/no
Do you believe that everything Alex Jones and David Icke are saying is the only 100% truth out there and that they are never wrong?
yes/no
Do you believe facebook is a tool made to spy on people?
yes/no
Do you believe the internet is a tool made to spy on people?
yes/no
Do you google every new friend and try to make a background check?
yes/no
Do you believe smartphones are made to spy on people?
yes/no
Do you believe that one of your friends might be a spy working for “the other side”?
yes/no
Do you believe that you are a target in some weird mind-control experiment?
yes/no
Do you believe that your life is kind of like that movie "The Truman Show"?
yes/no

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•One yes point : You are quite naive and you should try to be more “aware”!


•Five or less then five "yes points" : You are quite normal.


•More then six "yes points": Your very nervous and a bit too focused on security.


•More then seven "yes points" : You are paranoid!


•More then twelve "yes points" : Time to see a psychiatrist, like maybe this week…


•More then fourteen "yes points" : Time to call an emergency hotline tell them about your theories and maybe commit yourself to a mental-hospital or institution at least for a while….

😂😂😂

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Peace, Happiness, Love and Abundance to all steemians!

• Follow me if you like this
• Upvote if you want...
• Resteem maybe?
• At least write a comment!

(And if you really are suffering from paranoia or trust-issues, I am really sorry and I hope you can get help, I don't mean to make fun of crazy people, anyway I am a bit crazy myself so I hope I can get away with it, I mean how can you not get a little crazy now days? And it's my opinion that a person is entitled to their own belief-system as long as they don't harm others.)



Helpful link if you're actually paranoid: https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Your-Paranoia

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