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https://www.desmos.com/calculator
((log(x+1)+cos(x)-1)+((sin(x))+(x/10)
generalized for an infinited potential for super happy people.
it needs a curve to help with x but otherwise the basic principle is there, where you will be able to have pain and remember it but never have to again experience it.
wish: plug this into my brain please haha