The COMedy Rumble: Hill with fire πŸ”₯πŸ’₯πŸŒžπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ [eng/esp]

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Here comes the lit hill πŸ”₯πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ’₯🌞🌞🌞🌞

My dear friends of laughter, I greet you from this corner and I come to show you a sad episode of my life that despite the years I have not been able to erase because, there is always someone who remembers that it was:

A hill on fire πŸ”₯πŸ’₯🌞🌞🌞🌞.

AllΓ‘ viene la cerro prendido πŸ”₯πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ’₯🌞🌞🌞🌞 Mis queridos amigos de las risas, les saludos desde este rincΓ³n y les vengo a mostrar un triste episodio de mi vida que a pesar de los aΓ±os no he podido borrar porque, siempre hay alguien que recuerda que era: Un cerro prendido πŸ”₯πŸ’₯🌞🌞🌞.

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Women are very flirtatious, there is no doubt about it, and thanks to the many options we have on the market, it is inevitable not to fall into this temptation.

We put on nails πŸ’…, eyelashes πŸ‘οΈ, we touch up our bodies, in short, we have everything there! To make us look "prettier".

In this search, I happen to be simpler, more natural as you might say; I don't go looking for those details or the latest trend.

However, when I was a student, a friend of mine was doing a hairdressing course and she was doing very well.

The comments I heard were that she made beautiful cuts, that she dried the hair very well and that it was straight πŸ’‡πŸ’‡πŸ’‡πŸ’‡.

But she needed a model to apply dye.

I had never had one, or if I had, I don't remember it. She insisted, and as she had heard good comments from everyone else telling me to do it, I agreed. In those days, I had everything to do with my graduation ceremony, so I was convinced that a change in my look would "make an impact". And what an impact it made.

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Las mujeres somos muy coquetas, de eso no hay duda y gracias a tantas opciones que tenemos en le mercado, es inevitable no caer en esta tentaciΓ³n. Nos colocamos uΓ±as πŸ’…, pestaΓ±as πŸ‘οΈ, hacemos retoques en el cuerpo, en fin Β‘Tenemos todo allΓ­! Para vernos "mΓ‘s bonita".

En esta bΓΊsqueda, resulta que yo soy mΓ‘s sencilla, mΓ‘s natural como se dirΓ­a; no ando pendiente de esos detalles o buscando la ΓΊltima tendencia. Sin embargo, en mi Γ©poca de estudiante, resulta que una amiga estaba haciendo un curso de peluquerΓ­a y le iba muy bien. Los comentarios que escuchaba era que hacΓ­a unos cortes bellΓ­simos, que secaba muy bien el cabello y quedaba liso πŸ’‡πŸ’‡πŸ’‡πŸ’‡.

Pero le hacΓ­a falta una modelo para aplΓ­carle tinte. Yo nunca me habΓ­a colocado uno o si lo habΓ­a hecho, no lo recuerdo. Ella me insistiΓ³, y como habΓ­a escuchado buenos comentarios ademΓ‘s de todos diciΓ©ndome que lo hiciera, entonces yo accedΓ­. Por esos dΓ­as, me tocaba todos lo relacionado con mi acto de grado, asΓ­ que me convencΓ­ de que un cambio en mi look "impactaria". Y vaya que impactΓ³.

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The day of the appointment arrived and I showed up at the beauty salon where there were other girls who like me "would be hair models".

The process began and they started to apply the dye. I did notice that the instructor came and went to my chair, looked at my hair but didn't say anything. This was a bad sign but anyway, I was already there.

After a while, the girls were leaving and I was the only one left. So much so that they closed the academy and I came home with the dye in my hair. My friend came with me and stayed with me until about five o'clock waiting for the dye to dry, to settle or for a miracle to happen because it didn't look good at all. That was the definitive sign.

After some advice, the job was finished and well, you have seen the results in my various photos.

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LlegΓ³ el dΓ­a de la cita y me presentΓ© al salΓ³n de belleza donde habΓ­an otras chicas que como yo "serΓ­an modelos de cabello". IniciΓ³ el proceso y comenzaron a aplicarme el tinte. Yo si notaba que la instructora iba y venΓ­a a mi silla, observaba mi cabello pero no decΓ­a nada. EstΓ‘ era una mala seΓ±al pero ni modo, ya estaba allΓ­. Pasado el tiempo, las chicas se iban retirando y solo quedaba yo allΓ­. Tanto fue que cerraron la academia y me vine con el tinte en el cabello para mi casa. Mi amiga vino conmigo y estuvo como hasta las cinco esperando que el tinte secara, se acomodara o sucediera un milagro porque no se veΓ­a nada bien. EstΓ‘ si fue la seΓ±al definitiva.

DespuΓ©s de varios consejos, el trabajo quedΓ³ finalizado y bueno, allΓ­ vieron los resultados en mis diversas fotos.

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At that point I went into shock, because you will tell me:

If it's the nails, we'll fix them; if it's a dress, we'll throw it away; but

The hair?

How did she hide it?

Well, I already told you that I had some IMPORTANT academic events that I couldn't miss. Of course, that was photo after photo, in various costumes, authorities, family and I just imagined that I wanted to die!

I couldn't cover it up, cut it, put another dye on it, I mean, the damage was done.

But no way, I had to put on my best attitude, smile in all the photos and enjoy my burnt yellow hair.

My friends, at first, encouraged me by telling me that it didn't look so bad, that it looked good, that my hair would grow, but then they couldn't hold their laughter as they confessed to me that it really didn't look good at all πŸ€£πŸ’‡πŸ€«πŸ€«πŸ€«πŸ€«.

In the official university photos, they called me "cerro prendido" (lit. "lit. hill") in allusion to the fact that although I was small, I could see for miles because of my yellow hair. Of course I laughed because I couldn't be bothered on such a special day.πŸ’₯πŸŒžβ›°οΈβ›°οΈβ›°οΈ

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En ese punto entrΓ© en shock, porque ustedes me dirΓ‘n: Si son las uΓ±as,las acomodamos; si es un vestido, lo desechamos; pero ΒΏΒ‘El cabello!? ΒΏCΓ³mo lo escondΓ­a? Bueno, ya les dije que tenΓ­a unos eventos acadΓ©micos IMPORTANTES y a los cuales no podΓ­a faltar. Porsupuesto, eso era foto y foto, en diversos trajes, autoridades, familia y yo solo imaginar eso Β‘QuerΓ­a morir!

No podΓ­a taparlo, cortarlo, colocarle otro tinte, es decir, ya el daΓ±o estaba hecho. Pero ni modo, me tocΓ³ sacar mi mejor actitud, sonreΓ­r en todas las fotos y disfrutar mis cabellos amarillos quemados. Mis amigas, al principio me daban Γ‘nimo diciΓ©ndome que no se veΓ­a tan mal, que me quedaba bien, que mi cabello crecerΓ­a, pero despuΓ©s no aguantaban las risas al confesarme que de verdad, no se veΓ­a nada bien. En las fotos oficiales de la universidad, me llamaban "cerro prendido" en alusiΓ³n de que a pesar de ser pequeΓ±a, me veΓ­a a kilΓ³metros por mi cabello amarillo. Obvio que me reΓ­a porque ya no podΓ­a andar molestandome en un dΓ­a tan especial para mΓ­ y que solo se vive una vez.

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I recommend all the girls to go to specialists and more if they have special events πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£ don't be like me, then go around with pseudonyms there πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£.

The photographs that accompany the anecdote are the sample of my mistake in hairdressing, and that are part of my great entry into the professional world πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ‘©πŸΌπŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸΌπŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸΌπŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸΌπŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸΌπŸŽ“.

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Yo les recomiendo a todas las chicas que acudan a especialistas y mΓ‘s si tienen eventos especiales πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£ no sean como yo, que despuΓ©s anden con seudΓ³nimos por allΓ­ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£. Las fotografΓ­as que acompaΓ±an la anΓ©cdota son la muestra de mi error en la peluquerΓ­a, y que forman parte de mi gran entrada al mundo profesional πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸŽ“.

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And it will be until our next smile, because if there is one thing that cheers the soul, it is smiling at life.//Y serΓ‘ hasta nuestra prΓ³xima sonrisa, porque si algo alegra el alma, es sonreΓ­rle a la vida.

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