Hellooooooo Mr. Bachelor?,
how is the weather you are 'Pirating'?,
have you ever glanced through before 'Gyrating'?,
who is the new spinster on your' Radder'?,
she must be a maga you may climb like 'Ladder',
I'm hoping the sky stays the 'Same',
for you're a canine it truly is now not 'Ashamed',
they informed me you have a brand new 'Internet',
and it's referred to as the blue 'Spinsters-internet',
as you maintain swimming in their pool of 'Life',
you never notion of selecting a 'Wife',
since you declare to have the 'Swags',
and proclaims to be the 'Brag',
for it is hightime to procure 'Married',
your old kiths are too 'Worried'