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Wow-what is the topic, what is the imagination that if an inanimate object could talk, then what would we talk to her, I enjoyed doing this imagination, by the way, there are many such inanimate objects in my mind if she could speak. What would I talk to him, but when the answer is to be given to a knowledgeable great man, then it should not be easy.
That's why I remembered that when I went for a holiday to a famous tourist place, it was called off-season time. And at that time the number of tourists in the hotel was very low or negligible. That's why all the hotels had written in their advertisement that 60% off-season discount is being given.
I reached a four-star hotel situated by the seaside with my best friend, the lady at the reception told me that at this time only 2 rooms are vacant in our hotel, one of these rooms is our honeymoon room, this room We charge around $3000+tax in the season but you come off-season so for today you can get paid for only $1000+tax.
I liked this rate as we had to stay there for only two days. We completed all the formalities and checked into the room. There was a very pleasant feeling as soon as I entered the room. I had never seen a honeymoon room before in my life. It was only in the movies that we saw that the Honey Moon Room was decorated with flowers, garlands and so on. But there was no such scene here as we were not a newlywed couple.
As soon as I entered the room, my friend went to the washroom to freshen up, and I thought about taking a few minutes of bed rest. As soon as I sat on the bed, a voice came from it, you are alone, did not a bright, fragrant, new bride come with you? I was a little confused, then I understood that this voice was coming from the bed.
My years of wishes came fulfilled, in which I used to think that if an inanimate object gets a chance to speak, then what will I talk to him, and it was amazing that I was talking directly from the bed of the honeymoon room. I told the bed, friend, wait for a little, there is no woman with me, I have a friend with me, I will send it somewhere, then I will talk a lot with you. the bed says to me, I will not feel any shame, you talk in front of anyone, it is not the first time shameless sat on top of me.
I said to bed, brother, you are shameless but I am not either nor can I do such things in front of my friend, my whole impression will be spoiled. Bed Tell me it's okay, it's your choice, I will also get a chance today to tell the sorrow of my heart.
I eagerly waited for my friend to come out of the washroom, perhaps no husband who comes to this room so eagerly waits for his wife. I had reached the climax of longing, that I would ask for the details of the honeymoon to be held here from this bed and it would be the happiest experience of my life. After about 15 minutes my friend came out of the washroom so I told him a friend I have a little pain in my head, you come walking alone by the seashore, till then I will rest here.
The bed also listened to me and laughed loudly about how I was driving my friend out of the room by making excuses. But perhaps only I could hear, the bed speaking.
The friend accepted my request and went out of the room, then I was satisfied that now no one will listen to us, then I started talking to him.
Yes, friend bed tell me a funny honeymoon story. The bed laughed and said that you are getting very excited to enjoy porn. Maybe it was something similar, I was curious to know what the newly married couple does in these rooms.
Bed told me that many types of couples come here, but most men try to make their wives drink alcohol and ask her how many friends she had before marriage, and how many men did you have physical relations with.
The girls who are smart, do not tell anything, but many people come and tell everything by coming to the words of these men. Some girls are very tantrum in having sex, and some boys and girls are very hasty.
Some boys and girls are very sophisticated and they spend the whole night just talking. Some already in love are very good couples and their words are very mature.
I will only be able to tell this, you do not think that I will sit in your talk and tell the intimate things of those newly married couples, oh civilization is also a thing.
Better you also know that no couple to be disturbed while having sex.
Now I will talk about the rest of the things with you tomorrow morning, it is time for me to sleep. You also take a rest, you have come after a long journey.