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2017-12-07 21:38
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funny
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I found out why I look like shit on photographs
I found out why I look like shit on photographs - it´s my face.
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funny
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Sometimes you feel like a banana - surrounded by monkeys
Sometimes you feel like a banana - surrounded by monkeys
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life
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The next hurricane should be named Donald
The next hurricane should be named Donald
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life
9y
Pocket calculator at school
At school we were not allowed to use a pocket calculator, the teacher said that later in our lifes we would not be carrying one with us every day.
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sacrifice
9y
Sacrifice President Trump for better weather
An old legend says you have to sacrifice your leaders to get good weather.
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hurricane
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Next Hurricane named Scott Pruitt
The next hurricane should be named Scott Pruitt
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sexual
9y
Sexual intercourse
Remember the time when the only thing that the US President did was having sexual intercourse with an intern. Those times are long past.
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harry
9y
Harry Potter glasses
In Harry Potter books this is implausible: Harry Potter never has to clean his glasses. I would like to have glasses like that.
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kevin
9y
Kevin Spacey Donald Trump
Because of sexual harrassment Kevin Spacey is not allowed to play the role as US President in House of Cards any more - the only thing he can now become is real US President
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fatal
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Fatal disease
Sex is a contagious disease always leading to death
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real
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Real love
Conversation through closed door. Son: Father, you´ve been in the bathroom now for more than 15 minutes". Father:"So what?" Son: "Want me to bring you the charging cable?" THIS
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white
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white house wildebeest
residents of the white house are the wildebeest of human race
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school
9y
pocket calculator at school
At school we were not allowed to use a pocket calculator. The teacher said that later in our lifes we would not be carrying one with us every day.
