A lot of people on social media these days, are showing their nudity, I know that when the time comes, we will come up with this, and do away with shyness.
Lisa, my girlfriend like to kiss me, every time she sees me, the first thing would be, for her to grab my lip and gum with hers, I loved this way of making love to her.
But since I found out she doesn't brush her teeth since a year and some months ago, I have disagreed every time she kissed me, we can s*x hard, hug tight and lavida right, but kissing is forbidden from today onwards, I have told my own.
Every time I hear fasting and praying, I will just start telling people, "I'm fine, I'm fine", those people who do spirituality would tell you to fast for three days, tell me my brother, is that not to use your hands and kill yourself be that? lol.
I saw it again, believe me this one was funny, a popular YouTuber, name "Ishowspeedy" people call him speed, he's into video games and sports talk on YouTube, "pours me holy water", because I just fluctuated, to give the story of a guy, when it was not necessary.
Yoh! speed finally meet Cristiano Ronaldo, actually, he talks more about him, so his time with him was like a comedy show, that was why I had to brought his name, first of all, I thought you should know, lol.
I want to go a little hard here, "where is the water, pour it on me, let my head cool". When I first heard about sex on a couch, I thought it would be like the ones I used to have on my California king bed, until I try it, and my back hurts. I need to get my spinal cord checked by a doctor.
A lot of people said it that money changes the world, but I was thinking what does poverty really do, just ask yourself this question, "what is the role of poverty in this world". I am afraid that poverty comes into this world only to make us suffer, that's why poverty is the enemy we must fight against, spiritually and physically.
My mother said that I am her only son who talks a lot, so I didn't like the way she addressed me in front of her fellow women's, I decided to stay a day without opening my mouth and talk, it was she who came to call me, to join the family members at the dining table.
I went inside and sat down, she asked me, "why did I lock myself inside the house?", immediately I opened my mouth, the smell that came out of it, spread all over the dining table, father ran out of the house and since then, he still hasn't returned, this incident happened a day ago.
"Your mates has gotten married, go and get married", I, who have not been able to change my jeans for a year, I should go and get married, "I wonder if getting married is by force, since it is not by force to get married, I might stay single for life, I should not come and kill myself, the current economy is too hard, just ask questions from those who have already got married and listen to their answer.
Alice came back from the city, the children of her community welcomed her, she came back with a loaf of bread, all the children waited for Alice to give them the bread, but she sat down, cut it and eat it all, the children said, "she is not their aunt Alice, their real aunt would come back with bread for them, the one who cuts the bread in the house is a ghost, so they should stay away from her".
I saw a kid scratching his bum, I went over to ask him, "what's scratching his bum", and the father came out doing the same, the mother came out doing the same, even the brothers and sisters were scratching their bums, I checked again, I realised I had just entered a scratching family.
The question now is, "who would scratch pass?" is it the sons, the daughters, the mother or the father?