Purpose: Marking your space with a scent of an alfa to keep the betas away.
Directions: Use 2-3 sprays of this classic men’s perfume as a room scent to keep the boys away. Most efficient when used nightly in a bedroom for at least 2 consecutive months. In serious cases can also be used on yourself, please consult your bff (best friend forever) before doing so.
Warnings: If irritation occurs, discontinue use and reach out to your local Tinder service provider. Keep out of reach from children. Highly flammable.
Fuckboy Repellant © does not take responsibility for any undue heartbreak, skin irritation or pregnancy. Repellant is not intented for medical use and is not a substitute to therapy and fixing your daddy issues.
