I want to skip all the information about them so... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana (just in case you want to know more)
What makes them so damn good? Is it because they are yellow? Or maybe because monkeys are manipulating us to like it? (wtf am I saying?)
They should smuggle bananas not cigarettes, drugs, guns, or lubricant from baby panda tears (again... what is wrong with me?)
You can find a lot about bananas : memes, drawings, recipes etc.
I even found this http://myths.e2bn.org/mythsandlegends/userstory5968-the-legend-of-the-banana-her-heart.html
Did you know that bananas have feelings? They know when you mistreat them so be careful. Last time I made fun of a banana, it disappeared and never came back. Probably went on a trip to Banana Island in Lagos. A friend of mine said that he deliberately threw it on the floor and the next thing he saw was his mother beating the crap out of him cause she fell in the kitchen. He thinks banana plotted with his mother to beat him and teach him some manners.
Banana is also thought to be the "the atheist's nightmare". Did you get it? Every atheist has nightmares with bananas.
For more info you know how to click a link....http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Banana_argument
"Another day. Another banana" that's every hookers motto. (No disrespect for hookers)
And to end this post I must say that bananas are sananab backwards.
This may be.....well I think it is and will be the worst post I will ever write. Then he waddled away ... waddle waddle... till the very next post...
