The most important thing you could ever think about is, WHAT IS A SHADOW? It's not simply a zen thing, nothingness and all that good not stuff. It's because a shadow by definition is surrounded by light.

Some events come to you while you're sleeping, but they are not dreams. Some people understand this right away. Some don't. It might take a moment to get used to the fact that there is no forward No backwards

I'm definitely not the smartest person I know. If you were to judge me by the stupidest things I ever did, I'm stupid af. When I was younger, I knew thousands of things. I even knew everything about some

It was a 20 minute walk back up to our crappy little basement apartment, so I had a chance to get some perspective on the ever evolving shit show that is modern life. My own seemed especially strange and

One hot summer night she came back from work high on coke. Again. I had just done a large blast of dope and was passed out on the bed. She came into the bedroom, threw all her sequined stripper crap in

I got a letter a couple years ago from the guy in charge of background investigations for the F.B.I. . He said that all my personal information they compiled on me had been stolen. Everything . And when

Portland used to be the wild, wild west. In the 80s, you could pay off your parking tickets with cocaine. Musicians were still ugly, and the cops were still blowing up grocery stores and robbing dealers

I am not saying that I'm smarter than a computer (Not even sure how you would compare the two. Chess? Haiku?) I might even get out thunk by a pocket calculator. Who knows? Who cares? I'm saying that I,

Unified field theory is more bullshit. It already is unified. There is no duality in nature. There are no contradictions in nature. Any duality perceived is just a failure to see, and accept as real, the

Einstein means "one stone" in the German language. In slang it is "you have one stone in your head", meaning you are a total fucking idiot, and you might set experimental physics back

Many people don't know this, but our boy Erwin was high as fuck, all the time. Or half the time, depending on who was looking at him (and when). In the now famous thought experiment involving deviated

Inside a sealed box, it would be dark. If you shone a light on the box, something full of darkness would cast a shadow. If you opened the lid on the box, and shone a light on it, something full of light

Standing in the shadow?

Imagine you were alone in the desert at night, and suddenly there was a huge flash in the sky, and you were blinded by the light. Now your'e blind. Now you can curse the darkness and the light. And the

That was all I wanted to learn in that basic programming class in 1982. How to make the computer just repeat fuck you over and over. People always wonder how I can be so ignorant about PCs. It's because

I haven't drank or used drugs for several years . I do gamble a little, and I still think i'm Captain save a ho', but I have calmed down quite a bit. I like my life now, but I am still one of the most

Sometimes you get what you ask for. Sometimes you get what you deserve. And sometimes that can be a lot more than you asked for. I've been megadosed without my consent several times, but only once as a

The sacred and the profane. If you wont take a chance at being both then you haven't lived. The profane is politeness testing its boundaries. The sacred is for people who haven't met their heroes. Have

Some things are defined by their absence. Other things are defined by the absence of something else. The shadows on the ceiling were defined and outlined by light, and they were describing the position

Space has no properties. A 'wave' is not a thing, waving is something a thing might do. 'Gravity waves' don't exist. Photons don't exist. Electrons don't exist. All that energy at CERN is moving in one