I am not saying that I'm smarter than a computer (Not even sure how you would compare the two. Chess? Haiku?)
I might even get out thunk by a pocket calculator. Who knows?
Who cares?
I'm saying that I, me, myself, I am smarter for having avoided computers as long as possible.
just me. Not you or anyone else you know.
just me.
When the grid goes down, i'm taking my flashlight and my library card up the street, and i will fuck that hot LILF on the third floor.
Very poorly, but still, in a workmanlike fashion at least.
And after, she will ask to use my flashlight, and I will let her, because I'm a nice guy.
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