Hello there Hot cake

So it was middle school the time to watch people get high on weed, lizard poop, fuel, methylated spirit, glue, super glue etc.

Also it the time to watch people get pregnant which wasn't so nice because after getting pregnant in my the government school I attanded, you'd have move a dead fetus off your bench before you sat down😑 (the nerve of some people, at least throw it the trash, gush 🙄). If you were me it was also the time to avoid boys, yes that's right all kinds of boys would hit on you in high school and it was my duty to turn down not most, not the short, not the fine ones, not the smart ones, not the dumb ones, all. But if that was totally the case then I wouldn't be writing this story now would I?

I was in Js3 (that's grade 3 for all of you who think Africa is a country would call it😒 racists). And I was just beginning to notice this boy. He was goofy. He was so goofy he made this science loving maths engulfing all A doctor to be to laugh. He was stupid, the kind of stupid to ride a bicycle with no hands just to impress you and then fall and hurt himself. The kind of goofy who would try to teach you maths when he didn't know even fraction. It was so sad and funny watching him try.

I noticed him notice me notice him which to me is like blaah😒. That doesn't mean anything, but then he starts goofing even worse than before, like double whatever you thought it was. It's freaking hilarious and cute cause he's goofing for me😏, but no!! 😡 I'm an up tight geek!!.

Then came home economics practical, he was baking and boy was he baking. I noticed how good he was even for whatever sex he was. He was baking and it was the most attractive thing to see him with such confidence (I later found out him mom owned a bakery tho). So when the cake was done he brought it out of the oven and the timing was just exact, the cake brought out delicious fumes, and I came close to see the cake, then the little dude tried to have a conversation right next to the cake and this is what happened while he was trying to brag about it: he was maintaining eye contact and use his bare hand and said while touching the cake....why hello there!!!!!😥😥

I nominate @chisome and @belemo for this post.