it's not every day you cut open a papaya and find someone inside it
something is definitely not right here
this is what i expected to see
or maybe like this
certainly not this
somebody's got some serious 'splainin to do
is this a new kind of secret transhumanism lab that produces papaya people
i've heard that papayas make great lube. did some guy slide his seed in here and it somehow hooked up with a couple of papaya eggs?!?
i mean seriously what the hell is going on here
when they are tired they just lie down and go to sleep
i have to admit though that it does look quite cozy in here
these two were probably doin' alright before i came along and found them
i was intending to eat this
but now i'm not sure what to do
i don't want to become a cannibal
it's too crazy
i think i'll turn the lights out on these two and try to forget the whole thing
and find a normal papaya instead